December 2010
17 posts
swallowingoxygen:
When a cute guy adds you on Facebook….
….When you see he has a girlfriend.
You go to her page, and she turns out to be ugly.
When you realize you can get the guy….CAUSE YOU’RE NOT UGLY
Debating on if you should stoop so low as to steal someone else’s boyfriend….
….THEN HE TALKS TO YOU FIRST SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO MAKE THE DECISION!
(ex) girlfriend now hates...
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Its a really good cause :)
If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be a 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to...
– Winnie the Pooh (via om-1)
You know what I hate/like?
When I’m dancing like
and some creep comes up behind me and dances like
And I turn around like
And he’s like
And I’m like
And I walk away like
And he play’s it off like
and then I see a fine shawdy dancing like
And I’m like
and I go over to him and we start dancing like
and then a bad ass song comes on, and we’re like
And the rejected guy looks at me like
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